We've had our turn, it's time to give the animals a go

It's the perfect set-up: "Your wild animals are dangerous, you need a new licence." "No, they wouldn't hurt a fly, we'll show you." And oh boy, did they show us.

As one bystander recounted:

"The man sent in to film was looking rather uncomfortable, but we were assured the cheetahs would only go for the fluffy microphone and if it looked like he was going to get eaten, not to worry."

The least dumb of all the participants would appear to be the cheetahs. Perhaps we should appoint them to run the zoo instead.