Buy Facebook, it can only get bigger!

You know what they say when you can't tell who the mug is at the poker table?

Investors small and large have been vying for the stock before its Nasdaq debut, but only those with large accounts at leading investment banks or top brokers are likely to succeed.
Smaller players such as 11-year-old Jade Supple, whose father is planning to bet her college savings on Facebook shares, will have to wait until Friday.

Oh dear. I hope Jade's a bright button and in a position to win a full scholarship. This whole thing reeks of disaster waiting to happen; think Time Warner purchasing AOL kind of disaster.

In unrelated news (no, not really) General Motors is pulling its Facebook ads because apparently they don't work.