Dear Michael Gove...

Yes, yes, yes, about time! It may even save money, but it'll certainly be a light year head of what we have now.

A spokesperson for AQA (who, incomprehensibly, have chosen a 'web.' prefix for their host name when the rest of the world either uses 'www.') said:

We stand behind our GCSE in ICT with an interesting and up-to-date ICT syllabus. This features challenges such as... OW! OUCH! GET THOSE DOGS OFF... AAARGGGHH!!!

I got about halfway through the syllabus before starting to pray for a quick death. If you want to suck any interest in computing out of children, you couldn't do much better.

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