In the spirit of today's Festivus Day, I'd like to wish everyone a very happy Festivus.
With that out of the way, we come to the Airing of Grievances:
- Hector Sants and the FSA
- Hector, my friend, you continue to disappoint. You couldn't regulate your way out of a wet paper bag. Bernie Madoff did more for effective financial regulation than your bunch of clowns ever achieved.
- Kim Jong Il
- Why didn't you pop your clogs about ten years earlier, you lazy git? Were you waiting for Team America: World Police 2 to be released?
- The Occupy Movement
- On behalf of everyone who pays the taxes to clean up the disgusting messes you leave behind you: get a job. Performing bodily functions inside St. Paul's Cathedral? What the hell?
- Apple
- As per my earlier post, what kind of inept monkeys are you employing in the software development and QA departments these days? Keep this kind of performance up and Android is going to eat not just your lunch but also your dinner, elevenses, and possibly your midnight snack.
On the bright side, we were delivered a genuine Festivus Miracle today: nuclear sector workers being paid to spend more time in meetings. Something to warm the cockles of one's heart.
No comments:
Post a Comment
All comments are subject to retrospective moderation. I will only reject spam, gratuitous abuse, and wilful stupidity.