Hillary Clinton to give counter-terrorism speech at Stanford University

"Do as I say, not as I do!" Hillary Clinton will urge listeners to stand in solidarity with Europe in order to defeat the Islamic State group:

"Today's attacks will only strengthen our resolve to stand together as allies and defeat terrorism and radical jihadism around the world."

Heaven forfend that we strenuously deny any connection between organized terrorism and this event and instead speciously blame random YouTube videos for incitement.

Hillary certainly has balls. She probably took Bill's in exchange for keeping quiet about his dalliances...